Too Many Events, Zeus is an Idiot, and Maou Throws Parties

So I've officially answered all of the questions on the website in previous posts. As of today, I am placing the finishing touches on the calendar portion of my project, adding a bunch of different dates and events to it, each with their own unique gif photo beneath it. Some of them are absolutely hilarious. I wish I could add an example right in this blog post, but screen shot does not post in it.

So anyway! There are way too many events to plan over an entire year. It is absolutely ridiculous, and way too complicated to plan out and make links for an entire year. They're fun to make and I love looking at gifs for them, but seriously, can we do like two things a month? At the end of each month, there is a different end of the world event. Oh, how I love those. Those are some of the best events. They are hilarious. Maou getting pranked, Kali and Ares breaking up, that sort of thing. Oh, and Zeus picking a fight with Elatha. Have I stressed how powerful Elatha is? He's like totally OP! But no, Zeus has to go and punch him. That is so stupid. I cannot believe he did that. So yeah, apparently he had some kind of death wish. We hid him until Elatha cooled down, which didn't take long because he's actually SMART AND MATURE UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.

Also, Maou is throwing a party on October 13th. The demons and the bad guys don't get enough time to themselves, so they're having fun with that. Maou is apparently a great party planner (so long as we handle the insurance bills) and the bad guys are all stoked for it. We're personally glad right now that Elatha counts as a bad guy because he's going to stay and watch over everyone else as they party. All of the crew and the good guys are evacuated from the compound while the bad guys have their fun. I think the Kitsune were invited to stay, so they might help a little. In any case, I think it'll be a success if no one dies!

Well, moving on from all of that, this morning we were a human knot, I was arrested while trying to untangle myself, and we were so amazingly talented that the instructors called time before we even figured out who the heck was in the middle and if we had one circle or two. Maybe it was just one super convoluted circle....or a swirly....maybe impromptu handcuffs? I really have no idea what shape we made. All I know: my arms are way too short for that crap.

Anyway, I should probably get going. Today is "Chinese Food". Yeah right. Chinese my foot. I'm thinking more of an American handicap smash-up of processed dough with soup on top. Oh great, my friend just told me that the place in the mall is owned by a Chinese guy. Clearly, that brings China right over here, doesn't it? Bleh. Well, I hope it all goes well. They better have chopsticks. Bye!!!